[Pure Love but QOS warning] 如何組一輩子樂隊(上) How to Start a Band That Lasts a Lifetime (Part 1)

如果沒有明日方舟的聯動給劇情擦屁股，我想可能我沒法寫出劇本。舞蹈混剪會在下集，以及自己做場景卡好累If it weren’t for the Arknights collaboration cleaning up the plot mess, I don’t think I would have been able to write the script.The dance montage will be in the next episode, and making my own scene cards is so exhausting.高清版在此贊助獲取：https://app.unifans.io/c/yjsnp114514To get the 1080p/60fps version, please support me here:https://app.unifans.io/c/yjsnp114514Original Character Card：趴噗、 ⊙▽⊙Scene Card：LazyMelon Buttercrab Erena Harada Hongcha KKU Klananyo LookmeSkyArcadia Xcalibur 喚く狂人 TadokoroKoji先輩 etc.BGM:Night Club - Miss NegativityNight Club - Your AddictionNight Club - Barbwire KissAve Mujica OST - がたがたAve Mujica OST - ティータイム？Arknights OSTHello, Happy World! -「Listen to Smile!」屌可夢圖鑑大全Complete Dickmon DickdexNo.002 黑色博士 the Black Doctorhttps://files.catbox.moe/sqh8k9.pngClick to display\n————人員檔案————Employee Records【代號】博士/預言家【性別】男【戰鬥經驗】床上5年【出身地】羅德島【生日】■■【種族】■■[Code Name] Doctor/Oracle[Gender] Male[Combat Experience] 5 years in bed[Place of Origin] Rhodes Island[Birthday] ■■[Race] ■■事故發生，始於博士因為加班過度勞累，需要進入前文明的醫療器械中療養休息。沒有人知道那台機器出了什麼故障，一切看儀表似乎都正常。直到博士出來，大家發現了“變化”。博士的身體得到了加強，或者說，大幅度的強化。全身精壯又黝黑，體力和身體素質甚至能和一些身體強度不太高的精英幹員相比。The incident began when the Doctor, exhausted from working excessive overtime, needed to enter the medical facility of the First Civilization for recuperation and rest.No one knew what had gone wrong with the machine; according to the readings, everything appeared normal.\nIt wasn\'t until the doctor emerged that everyone noticed the “change.”The doctor\'s body had been enhanced—or rather, drastically strengthened. His physique was now lean and muscular, with a deep tan, and his stamina and physical conditioning could even rival those of some elite operatives who weren\'t particularly physically imposing.對，我那次在訓練室練完腿正全身脫力的時候，聽到背後一陣驚呼，你們知道我看到什麼了嗎？\n博士啊，就那個以前來健身只能玩玩輕度有氧熱身的博士，他正在一隻手托著星熊幹員，一隻手舉著塞雷婭女士做臥推！！整整做了3組不停下！——來自訓練室某外勤幹員採訪Yeah, I was in the training room that time, totally wiped out after a leg workout, when I heard a gasp behind me. You know what I saw?It was the Doc—the same doc who used to come to the gym just for light cardio warm-ups—and he was doing bench presses with Agent Hoshiguma in one hand and Ms.Saria in the other!! He did three full sets without stopping!—From an interview with a field Agent in the training room但作為身體和精力極度強化的代價，博士作為男性的生理消耗和需求也跟著增長了，根據幹員們的採訪似乎和博士關係曖昧不清的女性數量增加了很多。However, as a trade-off for his drastically enhanced physical strength and stamina, the Doctor\'s physiological demands and needs as a man have also increased. According to interviews with the operatives, the number of women with whom the Doctor appears to have ambiguous relationships has risen significantly.“你變得健康又強壯我們都很欣慰。雖然我和可露希爾還有M3每天處理你的生理欲望都...有點辛苦。我也很高興你還保有底線沒對阿米婭出手。但希望博士你能自重一點，能不能不要下次在我們做O的時候用嘴泡麵然後像隻馱獸一樣大叫了？”——凱爾希“We\'re all so glad to see you\'ve become healthy and strong. Although Closure, M3, and I have to deal with your physical urges every day, which is... a bit of a struggle. I\'m also glad you still have some self-control and didn\'t make a move on Amiya. But I hope you\'ll show a little more restraint, Doctor. Could you please stop slurping instant noodles with your mouth and bellowing like a burdenbeast the next time we\'re having sex?”—Kal\'tsit